I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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