: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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