the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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