If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I did not marry a roomba.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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