I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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