Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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