Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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