I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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