I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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