I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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