I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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