Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The air was thick with penises
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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