Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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