you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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