Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You're a disaster
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