her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just gargled with NyQuil
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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