guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
