omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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