Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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