do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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