This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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