i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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