Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
