Dual....:-)
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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