he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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