So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
