he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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