We're like a lot better than the average bears
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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