found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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