Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We need to get me chipped asap
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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