i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I got inside last night via doggy door
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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