in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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