butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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