Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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