i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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