I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Your topless pictures make me question reality
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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