I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
