Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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