If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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