hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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