It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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