oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
if only i could text you this smell
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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