Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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