Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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