People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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