I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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