It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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