sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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