Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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