Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
