In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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