Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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