I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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